安倍晋三の就職面接

1奥さまは名無しさん2018/05/03(木) 16:39:21.38ID:ZrUzokE4
安倍「これはですね、いわば、まさに、まさにですね、いわば私が採用されるというのはですね、これは、まさに当たり前なわけであります」

2奥さまは名無しさん2018/05/03(木) 19:25:49.43ID:n1uIGd86
面接官「ハイ、サイヨウ」

3奥さまは名無しさん2018/05/04(金) 04:40:03.71ID:rRiuhOYT
改ざんKOBELCO「ハイ、サイヨウ」

4奥さまは名無しさん2018/05/04(金) 21:55:15.47ID:mWTqLEo0
親のコネで入社して仕事でくだらない失敗でも反省せず
上司は安倍が政治を目指してくれて安倍と離れられ安堵したようだが
https://www.news-postseven.com/archives/20150605_326487.html?PAGE=2
その後会社だけじゃなく日本全体に危機が来ようとわな

5奥さまは名無しさん2018/05/15(火) 07:19:28.39ID:nz1+//yY
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6奥さまは名無しさん2018/06/02(土) 14:29:10.37ID:PIYSre5+
犯罪者を採用しちゃったわけだな

7奥さまは名無しさん2018/08/18(土) 02:47:39.95ID:pidnqn7f
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8奥さまは名無しさん2018/08/27(月) 19:07:30.80ID:rHmRojCI
安倍「韓国統一教会と日本会議に入信していただく」

9奥さまは名無しさん2019/02/11(月) 15:33:38.15ID:xrE2ObRS
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ちょっとワロタ

10奥さまは名無しさん2019/11/15(金) 08:04:52.70ID:aEuzylIQ
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11奥さまは名無しさん2019/11/15(金) 08:05:26.11ID:aEuzylIQ
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``Optional tour``〈Today's activity〉

★Fanny Street Watching tour $40 (bring you by shuttle bus)
This town has so fanny street that the Car races are held every day.
Participating cars are ambulances, police cars, electric patrol cars,
gas patrol cars, and motorcycles with various sirens.
This is a race like the Monaco Grand Prix or Tom and Jerry.
It's Amazing!

~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~
1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears.
2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower.
3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose.
4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose.
5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound.
6.There may be foreign matter like a piece of plastic in sushi at a sushi bar.
7. You're the only one in the room, but there's a roll of toilet paper on the toilet seat.
8. Fake Usain Bolt, who overtakes you with a dash all of a sudden, comes out.
9. The road construction starts when you check in, and it ends when you check out.
10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you.
11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis.
12. When you check in, there will be many emergency cases around the hotel and many ambulances will be sent out.
13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow.
14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear.
15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation.

But don't worry. So here is MURPHY!! Thank you!━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!

12奥さまは名無しさん2019/11/15(金) 08:06:01.49ID:aEuzylIQ
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AWe will make your hair shorten if you want to long it.
BWe promise that it will never happen as you wish.

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 Hair cut: 1Bllion Dollars
 Hair cut & Shave: 1.5 Bllion Dollars
 Eyebrow cut: Harf Bllion Dollars (We confident that it will be asymmetrical)

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